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La Chalupacabrita

This is where all my reblogs go...
Nov 5 '21

annevbonny:

annevbonny:

hello gays. whats the point

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both great answers. ty

Nov 5 '21

misteryofwhat:

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Original handwritten lyrics, Psycho Killer by Talking Heads, c.1975.

Nov 5 '21

a bop, a banger, and a jam are all different

walkingdorito:

ororosmunroe:

insomniac-arrest:

but you have to feel the difference in your heart

a bop is something light or something you casually enjoy. you don’t mind it/it’s cute in the moment. 

a banger is something goes hard (some times unnecessarily) can invoke deep emotions. can fizzle out after some time has passed. 

a jam is something that can be considered as nostalgic. it is a song that is a personal anthem, no matter what you are going through you just respond to it. it is immortal. 

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Nov 5 '21

kermitlesbian:

JHLKSJDFH DOJA

Nov 5 '21

centrally-unplanned:

stumpyjoepete:

Good joke paper:

Pseudoephedrine, active ingredient of Sudafed®, has long been the most popular nasal decongestant in the United States due to its effectiveness and relatively mild side effects1 . In recent years it has become increasingly difficult to obtain psuedoephedine in many states because of its use as a precursor for the illegal drug N-methylamphetamine (also known under various names including crystal meth, meth, ice, etc.)1,2. While in the past many stores were able to sell pseudoephedrine, new laws in the United States have restricted sales to pharmacies, with the medicine kept behind the counter. The pharmacies require signatures and examination of government issued ID in order to purchase pseudoephedrine. Because the hours of availability of such pharmacies are often limited, it would be of great interest to have a simple synthesis of pseudoephedrine from reagents which can be more readily procured.

A quick search of several neighborhoods of the United States revealed that while pseudoephedrine is difficult to obtain, N-methylamphetamine can be procured at almost any time on short notice and in quantities sufficient for synthesis of useful amounts of the desired material. Moreover, according to government maintained statistics, N-methylmphetamine is becoming an increasingly attractive starting material for pseudoephedrine, as the availability of N-methylmphetamine has remained high while prices have dropped and purity has increased2 . We present here a convenient series of transformations using reagents which can be found in most well stocked organic chemistry laboratories to produce psuedoephedrine from N-methylamphetamine.

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Leaving out the best part smh:

While N-methylamphetamine itself is a powerful decongestant, it is less desirable in a medical setting because of its severe side effects and addictive properties3 . Such side effects may include insomnia, agitation, irritability, dry mouth, sweating, and heart palpitations. Other side effects may include violent urges or, similarly, the urge to be successful in business or finance.

Nov 5 '21
Nov 5 '21

cuttingchai:

cuttingchai:

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an accurate representation of my tumblr dashboard

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well fuck how did we get here….happy superputinelection anniversary tumblr dot com!

Nov 5 '21

uncooldotcom:

i can’t believe i didn’t remember remember the fifth of november

Nov 5 '21

prismatic-bell:

teaboot:

lizziegoneastray:

vintagebutterfly:

postmodernmulticoloredcloak:

awed-frog:

somethingdnd:

brunhiddensmusings:

pochowek:

pondwitch:

tyloriousrex:

chrissongzzz:

So how do they make that?

This just raises more questions for me 🤦🏾‍♂️

what the FUCK

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this is whats called a ‘coffer dam’, you basically build some walls, drop them in the water, tie them together, and then pump out the water from your new hole in the water so you can build while staying dry

its oddly not that hard- the flippin ROMANS were able to do it with logs and mud


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occasionally particularly devious people would use this to hide treasure or tombs underneath the river so its not only impossible to find but impossible to get to without an engineer division

that last part gives me ideas for campaigns

“Not that hard - the ROMANS were able to do it” - people seriously underestimate how advanced some ancient cultures were and the organized effort it takes to come up with something like this and actually implement it. The Romans had heated floors, glass windows and ceilings that could be rotated to reflect what you were eating (forests for game, sea landscapes for fish). Hell, the Greeks built cameras and moving robots. The Minoans, who lived four thousands years ago and were wiped out by a tsunami three times as powerful as the one which devasted Japan in 2011, had running water and modern toilets. And let’s not get into how China basically invented everything centuries before anyone else. 

Bottom line: just because someone was already doing it thousands of years ago, doesn’t mean it’s not very difficult and an extraordinary feat of engineering.

someone: you build how many bridges on a single military campaign…?

Caesar: what, like it’s hard?

The Indus valley civilisations (one of the cradles of civilisation) had a covered sewer system. The first urban sanitation system might have been Harappa around 4 500 years ago. It included baths. The people in Lothal had a toilet in every house around 4370 years ago. They also had normed brick sizes to make building easier.

While we’re on industrial norms: Mesopotamia (another cradle of civilisation) had mass-produced bowls. They were traded with other city-states (read: internationally). They also had a writing system, schools (at least for the upper class), and exercise slates. The Sumerians and Akkadians in Mesopotamia formed a sprachbund that meant many people were bilingual in the 3rd millennium BC.

While we’re on the topic of literacy in ancient civilisations: Signboards were a thing. Enough people were literate to have signboards and inscriptions on houses. The oldest known inscription is on a lintel in Dholavira, Indus valley from 5000ish years ago (We have no idea what it says though.).

That’s just my five cents to people have always been people, and people have always been awesome. Sorry for the rant (but do tell me if you want to hear more about awesome in the other cradles of civilisation; or the proto-communism debate; or the “mother-goddess” debacle; or egalitarian values in ancient cultures (I might have to re-read Plato to go into full detail on that one and include the Greeks).

Please never apologize for adding cool info to posts! And feel free to add more :)

The real reason we’re scared of the technological capabilities of ancient civilizations is because they were just as good as us, and now they’re gone

Don’t forget, we can’t actually build the Pyramids anymore.


I mean, we COULD, in theory, but nobody’s actually figured out how to do it without things like ramps and trucks and MASSIVE cranes, which the Egyptians of Khemet did not have. And the sheer limestone casings (now gone)? We can’t make anything like that. AND IT WAS ALL DONE BY HAND. BY PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T YET HAVE A FORMAL MATHEMATICAL CONCEPT OF ZERO.

Technology is only half the story. The other half is equally split three ways between passion, determination, and the knowledge and drive of the master artisan.

Nov 5 '21

murdock-matt:

V FOR VENDETTA (2005) dir. by James McTeigue
THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN (2012) dir. by Marc Webb

Nov 5 '21

orriculum:

“Nobody wants to work anymore!!!! >:(”

So far, jobs I’ve applied to have lied to me about:

- where the job was. The posting listed a town a few minutes away from me, but the interviewer said I needed to commute to NYC 5 days a week, an hour plus for me.

- remote options. They promise remote work until the interview, when they tell you remote is no longer supported.

-the hours. A number have listed full time only to tell me they could only offer part time, but the worst offended told me I could only have 8hrs a week

- how much the job paid. Posting promised 20$hr, the interviewer said it was minimum wage, 12$ in NJ.

- that the job was paid at all. It listed something like 50k a year at the top, but reading the job description, revealed it was an unpaid internship

- the job itself. I applied for a graphic design position, but during the interview they told me that I had to work as a door to door salesman for their product for a year before I could be “promoted” into the job I actually applied for.

-hiding the fact that that it was a military job and that you have to enlist. Nope nope nope.


I dont know how much of it is employers just don’t know how to use job posting websites properly (like the guy in South Africa who listed his location in nj) but I think if you post the pertinent information people are looking for and then contradict it later, you make it clear you don’t respect the people you need to hire

Nov 5 '21

great-tweets:

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Jeremy Burge is the founder of Emojipedia.

Nov 5 '21

mimikyufriend:

*in a suburb* this is exactly like in horror movies

Nov 5 '21
Nov 5 '21

jayebird:

altospaceangel:

i-draws-dinosaurs:

willowcrowned:

willowcrowned:

willowcrowned:

willowcrowned:

willowcrowned:

just learned that coke as in coca-cola as in the famous carbonated soda is canon in star wars and frankly I am upset

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@jetiisse pointed out that the existence of Coca Cola in Star Wars implies the existence of real, actual, honest-to-god space cocaine, which means that not only does spice (fake space cocaine) exist, but it is in direct competition with coke (real space cocaine)

of all the countless products to make canon for the advertising deals, they had to choose the one that implied the existence of actual cocaine in Star Wars

I feel like everyone need to be aware that there is also diet coke:

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and sprite:

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and they’re in there cause they serve the drinks at galaxy’s edge so they made them a part of star wars. 

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which I think is the funniest thing to happen to star wars canon since they decided darth vader’s lightsaber can change lengths because of special effects inconsistencies in the original movies.

“Disneyland insisting that Star Wars land is canon accidentally made cocaine canon” is perhaps the funniest sentence in existence

I’d also like to mention that there was a huge kerfuffle over tourists bringing these “souvenir cups” home, because they happen to look a lot like grenades on a TSA scanner